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#199: Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby

Anthony Cusumano, ,

Just like Ringo’s, George Harrison’s vocal spotlight on the Beatles for Sale album was an underwhelming Carl Perkins cover. This one at least feels slightly less lazy, and needless to say, the vocal is a lot stronger (sorry Ringo), but there’s still a sense of going through the motions. My favorite part of it is the fake-out ending, a technique I always love in songs.

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The only thing I like more than fake endings? Happy Endings. Bring it back, Netflix!

 

And of course, this brings to a close the great Carl Perkins vs. Larry Williams war of 2016, with Larry Williams coming out on top as his “Bad Boy” is still in the running. It’s been real, Carl.

#199: Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby

#200: Mr. Moonlight

Anthony Cusumano, ,

When you start playing “Mr. Moonlight” and hear John Lennon sing the title with such gusto, it’s hard not to get excited about what’s to come. Indeed, if the entire song were as exciting as the first four seconds, this would be one of their finest covers. But man, does it go downhill fast. You can point to so many elements–the uninspired backing vocals, the inane lyrics–pretty much anything but John’s lead vocal, which gives the track some redeeming value, but it’s clear what the nadir of this recording is. Paul McCartney’s organ solo is so un-Beatle-y that if the queen heard it she would revoke his knighthood.

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Actually, it’s surprising he didn’t somehow lose it in his divorce with Heather Mills.

 

The worst part? There was no reason whatsoever for “Mr. Moonlight” to take up space on Beatles for Sale. Ringo and George both had their vocal spotlights, weak as they were. And on the very same day the band first tackled “Mr. Moonlight,” they also recorded the fiery “Leave My Kitten Alone,” which inexplicably languished in the vaults for more than 30 years despite being superior to not only “Mr. Moonlight,” but probably a good half of the rest of Beatles for Sale too.

#200: Mr. Moonlight

#201: Tell Me Why

Anthony Cusumano, ,

Ladies and gentlemen, we have hit a landmark with this one. “Tell Me Why” is the first original Beatles composition on the countdown that was not tossed off and given to Ringo like a bag of moldy tangerines. In his later years, John Lennon was notorious for denouncing many of his Beatles songs as throwaways, but he was spot-on in this case. “They needed another upbeat song [for the movie A Hard Day’s Night] and I just knocked it off,” he remarked in 1980.

Some speculate Continue reading “#201: Tell Me Why” →

#201: Tell Me Why

#202: Please Mister Postman

Anthony Cusumano, ,

In an alternate universe where the Marvelettes’ definitive original recording of “Please Mister Postman” didn’t exist, the Beatles’ version would serve as a totally adequate substitute. John Lennon delivers a solid vocal and the musicianship is more than competent…but the lads brought nothing new to the table here, aside from swapping the gender in the lyrics.

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Well, for the narrator at least. A female mail carrier would have been a little too progressive for 1963.

That said, while I’m fantasizing about alternate universes, I wouldn’t mind living in a world in which Continue reading “#202: Please Mister Postman” →

#202: Please Mister Postman

#203: Cry for a Shadow

Anthony Cusumano,

Inevitably an instrumental can’t compete on an even playing field with vocal tracks, but “Cry for a Shadow” is charming enough. The only known Harrison/Lennon co-write, it was given the working title “Beatle Bop,” but earned its eventual title because of its similarity to British singer Cliff Richard’s backing group The Shadows, and the wordless ‘cries’ at various points during the song (“Yelp for a Shadow” would have perhaps been more accurate). This really catchy little number boasts some of George Harrison’s strongest pre-1965 guitar work but there’s nothing separating it from the multitude of other British instrumental records from the era.

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And that’s all I have to say about that.
#203: Cry for a Shadow

#205: Chains

Anthony Cusumano, ,

The slaughter of Please Please Me covers continues. In order to properly describe “Chains,” the only thing I could really think to do was head to thesaurus.com and decide on my favorite synonym for “pleasant.” I am settling on “congenial.” Also, did you know that “bland” is synonymous with “pleasant”? I mean, I get it but I’ve never really thought of those words as amiable.

So…”Chains.” It’s hard to really get excited about this song. It’s not all that different from the Cookies’ original. It’s just another in the line of Continue reading “#205: Chains” →

#205: Chains

#206: Baby It’s You

Anthony Cusumano, ,

“Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la” may not be the most profound lyric of all time, but it can make for a heck of a hook. It’s safe to say that “Baby It’s You” does not suffer for lack of being catchy by any stretch, which is hardly a surprise considering it was composed by Burt Bacharach. Unfortunately, I’ve yet to come across a version Continue reading “#206: Baby It’s You” →

#206: Baby It’s You

#208: Matchbox

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The best thing I can say about “Matchbox” is that it’s short, clocking in at just under two minutes. Somehow, though, this Carl Perkins cover still manages to outstay its welcome. Listen to the first 30 seconds and you pretty much have the gist of the whole thing.

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Also an accurate description of every song Sting has released after The Police.

 

Apparently “Matchbox” was recorded Continue reading “#208: Matchbox” →

#208: Matchbox

#209: I Wanna Be Your Man

Anthony Cusumano, ,

In 1960, Dr. Seuss made a bet with his editor, challenged to come up with a children’s book using 50 or fewer different words. The result was the kindergarten classic Green Eggs and Ham. Three years later, John Lennon and Paul McCartney used just 18 unique words to create “I Wanna Be Your Man,” and if their challenge was to get the worst original Beatles composition out of the way early in their career, mission accomplished. (“Revolution 9” is not a song. To quote Ron Burgundy, if you disagree, I will fight you.)

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#209: I Wanna Be Your Man